Russell Howard’s Good News
sometime you just know its time
and if someone ask you what time it is
you awnser: “it’s remove the tie-time
and if someone ask you what time it is
you awnser: “it’s remove the tie-time
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the truth about the friendzone
“What the hell are we talking about? What is this place? Is this the friend zone? I have heard of this… I have been friend zoned!”.
The friend zone is already not any more what it used to be. I know what it is to be friend zoned, I have been friend zoned enough! As it used to be about these cases where friend zoned guy is really a good guy and the girl is bad. But know it is used for many more cases in different ways.
The original friend zone were about this guy and girl. (And it probably also happened the other way around, but not often). They were friends. But not just ordinary friends, they are close friends. And he likes her in a special way. This is answered by : text messages, chatting, outing and a fucking lot of attention. Every time she sees you see shouts and says: “he you!” and hugs you. And she is never ever going to kiss you… ever.
This happens! Do you know understand his confusion. He is worth a lot of attention, he is worth a lot of time, but he is not worth to kiss. He keeps on wondering what he is doing wrong, but there is nothing. He is not bad looking (although sometimes he is) or annoying. No, the girl somehow does not feel attracted.
This is at primarily a high-school disease. Girls can become the infamous ignorant girls. They are not aware about the fact that they are attractive and use and abuse them for the attention. They getting attention not knowing that they are flirting as fucking sluts. They want this attention, the need it and take it whenever they feel like.
But the reason the girls are not going for these very nice friends is a completely different reason. And that has still to do with high-school. These “good guys” have less testosterone. A part of your attractiveness has to do with your testosterone level. If you have more, you’re more attractive, if you have less, you’re less aggressive. So the girls want to get the “bad guys” with more testosterone and leave the “good guys” with less (and the fucking ugly ones) in the FRIENDZONE!
People claim you cannot escape the friend zone. Even though it’s not likely, there are enough cases where the guy did actually escaped. It is the combination of luck, putting through, but most of all: an ignorant girl who doesn’t know she can feel attracted to you. But remember boys, the chances are limited. If she is really not attracted to you, there is nothing you can do then just sit it out and do not give her all the attention you want to give.
Over the years friend zones fade out like any other child diseases. As you get older and have less testosterone, you can still look like a man. The girls are not looking for just a block of testosterone anymore and look more for other qualities. They know better of what they actually want and are more aware of when they flirt and what their effects of flirting are. And on top of that: They won’t make the time to give so much attention to fully friend zone someone.
Friend zone these days is used in another way then the original “friend zone”. It is used for cases where you didn’t manage to get the girl, but you still get along. And because it took too long, the chances of something ever happening decreased incredibly. And you also know that some girls are just not for you, even if they are nice girls. You can be good friends with a girl. Somehow it’s possible, but not very likely that every girl is available to become just friends. But most importantly: you are not in contact with each other daily.
And at last there are the people who really abuse the concept. People who cry that they are friend zoned, while they: 1. didn’t even try 2. got rejected in an informal way 3. Think they are close, but they’re not. These people now hide behind the friend zone, claiming it’s not them. But the sad truth is: you just failed!
And this is the truth about the friend zone. I hope I made the concept clear, so we have no dispute about the definition. And girls: the original friend zone is YOUR fault, and no boy can ever friend zone a girl to this level. So next time if you feel sad because you are “friend zoned”, you will never be as friend zoned as boys can be… BY YOU!
Lompe Luiten
de enige echte
Am i the only one who ever wonderd why the Dark Side in star wars were the bad guys and not the jedi’s. In not even one of the movies shows what kind of “bad” things they are doing
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Cobb: Mr Saito, this isn’t your typical corporate espionage. You asked me for inception, I do hope you understand the gravity of that request. The seed that we plant in this man’s mind will grow into an idea. This idea will define him. It may come to change everything about him.
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| — | Inception |
girls, girls, girls
My thoughts on the girls I have been with
1. Okay…
2. OW JEAH!
3. I like you…
4. WTF just happened?!
5. Mmmmmmm
6. It’s you! And no one else!
7. No, I don’t want to love her!
8. Ghèhèhèhè, did it again
9. You’re so CUTE!
10. I think I’m in love
11. OMG! Why? What was I thinking?
12. Never leave me…. EVER!
